McDonaldland "Evil Grimace" Commercial (1971)

McDonaldland "Evil Grimace" Commercial (1971) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1971. It features Ronald McDonald posing as a movie director to stop the Evil Grimace from stealing shakes in McDonaldland.

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who poses as a Hollywood movie director to stop the Evil Grimace.
 * Evil Grimace - An evil purple blob, who ran off with loads of shakes and cokes.
 * Unnamed Kid - A kid who joins Ronald McDonald in the commercial.
 * Officer Big Mac - Despite making a short cameo at the start, he doesn't speak in this commercial.
 * Narrator - A person who doesn't appear, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Here is the dialog to the long version and short version.

Long Version
*Beginning of the McDonaldland Melody plays* *Ending of the McDonaldland Melody plays*
 * Narrator: One day, Ronald and his friends spot an Evil Grimace running off with loads of shakes and coke.
 * Evil Grimace: Ah, feisty!
 * Narrator: Thinking quickly, Ronald disguised himself as a big Hollywood movie director...
 * Evil Grimace: Ah, really feisty!
 * Narrator: ...took a shortcut and headed off to Grimace at Filet-O-Fish Lake!
 * Ronald McDonald: Wait!
 * Narrator: ...shouted Ronald.
 * Ronald McDonald: What a face-wha...beautiful eyes...I'm going to make you a star!
 * Narrator: The Evil Grimace was very flattered.
 * Ronald McDonald: Would you mind stepping back a bit? A little further...
 * Narrator: ...asked Ronald.
 * Ronald McDonald: Just a little bit further!
 * Narrator: Splash!
 * Ronald McDonald: You were sensational!
 * Narrator: ...shouted Ronald.
 * Ronald McDonald: And so are these McDonald's shakes! And Coca-Colas! And hamburgers! And french fries and apple pies!

Short Version

 * Narrator: One day, Ronald and his friends spot an Evil Grimace running off with loads of shakes and coke.
 * Evil Grimace: Ah, feisty!
 * Narrator: Thinking quickly, Ronald disguised himself as a big Hollywood movie director...
 * Ronald McDonald: Wait! I'm going to make you a star!
 * Narrator: Evil Grimace was flattered.
 * Ronald McDonald: Would you mind stepping back a bit? Just a little bit further!
 * Narrator: Splash!
 * Ronald McDonald: You were sensational! So are these McDonald's shakes, and Coca-Colas, and hamburgers!

Shorter Version
A 30 second version of the original commercial exists, which removes some dialog and a small amount of scenes.

Video
Here are the long and short version of the commercials. Thanks to TESTMACORONI for uploading them.