McDonaldland "Paddy Wagon" Commercial (1972)

McDonaldland "Paddy Wagon" Commercial (1972) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1972. It features Ronald McDonald helping Officer Big Mac catch Hamburglar, and imprison him in Mac's paddy wagon.

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who uses McDonald's food to help imprison Hamburglar.
 * Officer Big Mac - The officer who is trying to hunt down for the Hamburglar using his paddy wagon.
 * Hamburglar - The burglar who is looking around for delicious McDonald's hamburgers.
 * Kid - An unnamed kid, who joins Ronald McDonald in the commercial.
 * Narrator - A person who doesn't appear in the commercial, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Below is the dialog for the long and short commercials.

Long Version
*The beginning of a more faster version of the McDonaldland Melody plays* *The ending of a more faster version of the McDonaldland Melody plays*
 * Narrator: Well, it's Big Mac! And his new paddy wagon...
 * Officer Big Mac: I got my siarings, my liots, my radar. That crafty old Hamburglar won't get away from me.
 * Narrator: Now if he can just find him...
 * Officer Big Mac: Now if I can just find him...
 * Ronald McDonald: Oh hi, Big Mac!
 * Officer Big Mac: Oh hi, Ronald. Seen him? Little guy. Funny nose. Stripes. Wears a mask.
 * Ronald McDonald: The Hamburglar!
 * Officer Big Mac: Yeah! I'm gonna get him!
 * Ronald McDonald: Let's give Big Mac a hand...
 * Kid: Yeah...
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Officer Big Mac: I've got ya, Hamburglar!
 * Ronald McDonald: Good going, Big Mac!
 * Ronald McDonald: Nobody can resist these delicious McDonald's hamburgers, including us!
 * Hamburglar: *more muffled gibberish*
 * Officer Big Mac: *chuckles* That's what they always say!

Short Version

 * Narrator: Well, it's Big Mac! And his new paddy wagon...
 * Ronald McDonald: Oh hi, Big Mac!
 * Officer Big Mac: Oh hi, Ronald. Seen him? Little guy. Funny nose. Stripes. Wears a mask.
 * Ronald McDonald: Let's give Big Mac a hand...
 * Kid: Yeah...
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Officer Big Mac: Got ya, Hamburglar!
 * Ronald McDonald: Nobody can resist these delicious McDonald's hamburgers.

Shorter Version
A 30 second version of the original advert exists, which removes parts of the opening scene, some dialog, and most of the ending scene from the longer version.

Video
Here is the video with both versions included. Thanks to TESTMACORONI for uploading the video.