McDonaldland "Say Cheeseburger" Commercial (1971)

McDonaldland "Say Cheeseburger" Commercial (1971) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1971. It features Ronald McDonald taking pictures of kids with Mayor McCheese, until Captain Crook comes in, asking for a cheeseburger...

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who is taking pictures of kids with his friend Mayor McCheese, saying cheeseburger!
 * Captain Crook - The pirate who is begging for McDonald's cheeseburger.
 * Kids - Two kids who get their picture taken with Mayor McCheese.
 * Mayor McCheese - The mayor who is getting his picture taken with the kids. He doesn't speak in this commercial, however.
 * Narrator - A person who doesn't appear in the commercial, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Below is the dialog for the long commercial. It is unknown if a short version exists, but it is likely that there is one.

Longer Version
*Ending to the McDonaldland Melody plays*
 * Ronald McDonald: Okay, everybody ready to get their picture taken?
 * Narrator: To celebrate cheeseburger time at McDonalds, Ronald was taking pictures of all his friends.
 * Ronald McDonald: Okay, smile and say cheeseburger!
 * Kid: Cheeseburger!
 * Ronald McDonald: Very good! Here's a cheeseburger for you. Okay, who's next?
 * Ronald McDonald: Susie! All set? Okay, smile and say-
 * Kid: Cheeseburger!
 * Ronald McDonald: Very good! Here's a cheeseburger for you. You know McDonald's cheeseburgers are so delicious, you almost have to smile!
 * Captain Crook: Ahoy! How about a cheeseburger for me?
 * Ronald McDonald: Oh no Captain Crook, not until you learn how to smile.
 * Captain Crook: Oh really? Watch this! Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!!!
 * Ronald McDonald: He did it! *Ronald and the kids cheer*
 * Ronald McDonald: If you want something to smile about, just say cheeseburger at McDonald's.

Shorter Version
As of right now, there isn't a shorter version of this commercial available online. Maybe, it doesn't exist at all, and this commercial only has a long version.