McDonaldland "The Hamburglar" Commercial (1971)

McDonaldland "The Hamburglar" Commercial (1971) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1971. It features Ronald McDonald, Big Mac and their friend Tim heading to McDonald's when a crafty old Hamburglar comes nearby for hamburgers...

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who manages to figure out a plan to trick the Hamburglar.
 * Hamburglar - The burglar who tries to steal McDonald's hamburgers, only to be caught...
 * Tim - Ronald McDonald and Officer Big Mac's friend who join them both in this commercial.
 * Officer Big Mac - The police officer who manages to catch Hamburglar...
 * Narrator - A person who doesn't appear in the commercial, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Here is the dialog for the long and short versions of the commercial.

Longer Version
*Beginning of the McDonaldland Melody plays* *The Burglar Alarm rings* *Ending of the McDonaldland Melody plays*
 * Narrator: One bright sunny day in McDonaldland, Ronald, Big Mac and their friend Tim, were on their way to McDonald's when suddenly...
 * Tim: The burglar alarm!
 * Narrator: ...cried Tim. Ronald knew in an instant what had happened...
 * Ronald McDonald: Why it's that crafty old Hamburglar, stealing all those delicious McDonald's hamburgers!
 * Narrator: ...said Ronald.
 * Tim: What do we do?
 * Ronald McDonald: Well not even a crafty old Hamburglar can pass up a McDonald's chocolate shake...
 * Narrator: ...said Ronald. And sure enough, the crafty old Hamburglar went for it.
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Narrator: But then, like Ronald said...
 * Ronald McDonald: Oooooohhhhhhh!

Shorter Version
*The Burglar Alarm rings*
 * Narrator: One bright sunny day in McDonaldland...
 * Tim: The burglar alarm!
 * Narrator: ...cried Tim.
 * Ronald McDonald: Why it's that crafty old Hamburglar, stealing all those delicious McDonald's hamburgers!
 * Tim: What do we do?
 * Ronald McDonald: Well not even a crafty old Hamburglar can pass up a McDonald's chocolate shake...
 * Narrator: ...Sure enough, the crafty old Hamburglar went for it.
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Ronald McDonald: Oooooohhhhhhh!

Shorter Version
A 30 second version of the commercial exists, with a lot of the Narrator's lines cut out, and some scenes also cut.