McDonaldland "Beauty Contest" Commercial (1972)

McDonaldland "Beauty Contest" Commercial (1972) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1972. In this commercial, the Evil Grimace has taken all the cups for shakes and coke, so Ronald McDonald disguises himself as a mailman with a special letter to give to him...

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who decides to disguise himself as a mailman in order to give Evil Grimace a special letter about a beauty contest.
 * Evil Grimace - A purple blob who steals cups for shakes and coke.
 * Kids - Kids who join Ronald McDonald in this commercial.
 * Hamburger Patch - A patch of hamburgers who appear at the start of the commercial.
 * Narrator - A person who doesn't appear, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Below is the dialog to both the short and long commercials.

Longer Version
*Beginning of the McDonaldland Melody with a different tune plays* *Ending of the McDonaldland Melody with a different tune plays*
 * Narrator: It was a gloomy day in McDonaldland.
 * Kid: No coke!
 * Kid: No shakes!
 * Ronald McDonald: *sigh*
 * Narrator: Because the Evil Grimace had grabbed all the cups...
 * Evil Grimace: Hee-hee-hee, hoo-dah! Where's the coke?! Dah...where are the shakes?!
 * Narrator: Thinking quickly, Ronald disguised himself as a mailman, and...
 * Ronald McDonald: A special delivery for E. Grimace!
 * Evil Grimace: Ooooh, ohh, oh my! Ah! I've been picked for the McDonaldland Beauty Contest! Discovered at last...
 * Narrator: Picking his nicest swimsuit, off he went!
 * Ronald McDonald: Now let's get these cups back to McDonald's! So we can have some triple thick shakes or have icy-cold Coca-Cola!
 * Evil Grimace: Err...I'm ready! I'm ready! Where's the contest?!

Shorter Version

 * Narrator: It was a gloomy day in McDonaldland, because the Evil Grimace had grabbed all the cups.
 * Narrator: Thinking quickly, Ronald disguised himself as a mailman.
 * Ronald McDonald: A special delivery for E. Grimace!
 * Evil Grimace: Ah! I've been picked for the McDonaldland Beauty Contest!
 * Narrator: Off he went...
 * Ronald McDonald: Now let's get these cups back to McDonald's! So we can have some triple thick shakes or have icy-cold Coca-Cola!
 * Evil Grimace: Where's the contest?!

Short Version
A 30 second version of the original advert exists that removes all the lines from the kids, and some scenes and dialog.

Video
Here is the video to both the long and short versions of the commercial. Thanks to TESTMACORONI for uploading them.