McDonaldland "Train Robbery" Commercial (1971)

McDonaldland "Train Robbery" Commercial (1971) is a McDonaldland commercial from 1971. It features Ronald McDonald taking some freshly-picked McDonald's hamburgers on a train to McDonald's, and making a surprise encounter with the Hamburglar.

Cast

 * Ronald McDonald - The clown who delivers hamburgers on a train to McDonald's.
 * Hamburglar - A burglar who tries to rob the hamburgers from Ronald.
 * Mayor McCheese - The mayor who at the start of the commercial, accidentally picked leaves instead of hamburgers to be delivered to McDonald's.
 * Kids - Two kids who helped pick up hamburgers for Ronald, and at the end, have a delicious McDonald's meal.
 * Narrator - The person who doesn't make an appearance in the commercial, but narrates the story.

Dialog
Below is the dialog of the long and short commercials.

Long Version
*Beginning of the McDonaldland Melody plays* *Ending of the McDonaldland Melody plays*
 * Narrator: It was harvest time in McDonaldland.
 * Kid: Look Ronald! We picked all these hamburgers ourselves!
 * Ronald McDonald: Great!
 * Mayor McCheese: And I picked these...
 * Ronald McDonald: Those are just leaves, Mayor McCheese. You should leave the leaves.
 * Mayor McCheese: If we leave the leaves, they'll feel left out!
 * Ronald McDonald: Then we'll leave! Let's leave!
 * Narrator: As Ronald set off with his trainload of delicious McDonald's hamburgers, he never suspected that just around the bend...
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Ronald McDonald: This is a train robbery?
 * Narrator: Ronald wouldn't give hamburgers to the Hamburglar; or would he?
 * Hamburglar: *more muffled gibberish*
 * Narrator: Good lies!
 * Ronald McDonald: When's he gonna learn?
 * Ronald McDonald: You don't have to be crafty to get McDonald's delicious hamburgers, french fries and Coca-Cola, just come to McDonalds.

Short Version

 * Narrator: As Ronald set off with his trainload of delicious McDonald's hamburgers, he never suspected that just around the bend...
 * Hamburglar: *muffled gibberish*
 * Ronald McDonald: This is a train robbery?
 * Narrator: Ronald wouldn't give hamburgers to the Hamburglar; or would he?
 * Narrator: Surprise!
 * Ronald McDonald: When's he gonna learn? You don't have to be crafty to get McDonald's delicious hamburgers, french fries and Coca-Cola, just come to McDonalds.

Short Version
A 30 second version of the original advert also exists, which completely removes the opening scene, a tiny proportion of the dialog, and instead of the narrator saying "Good lies!", he says "Surprise!".

Video
Here is the video with both versions included. Thanks to TESTMACORONI for uploading the video.